I went a long time without paying attention to this website, and when I finally did look at it recently I found it was woefully (embarrassingly?) out of date. I’ve deleted what was here before (with the exception of this photo which was taken on a really fun vacation, even though it, too, is as outdated as the text was) and I will be replacing it as soon as I can come up with something more current and, hopefully, clever.
Everything on the other pages is still true, but equally old.